There’s an app for that

04Nov11

Trying to arrange a teleconference with two different places in the southern hemisphere, one of which has just changed to summer time, one of which hasn’t, I was painstakingly counting hours ahead of GMT.

“There must be an easier way to do this,” I thought, “I bet there’s an app for that.”

There was.

Which reminds me of an ongoing family game…

I’m lost… There’s a map for that.

I want a cat… There’s a flap for that.

The sun’s in my eyes… There’s a cap for that.

I want a drink of water… There’s a tap for that.

And my favourite:

I’m really tired… There’s a nap for that.

Since it’s Friday (peak viewing day for this blog), please join in with your comments. We might go viral.

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1 Sarah F on November 4, 2011 said:

I need a new pair of jeans………there’s a Gap for that

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2 rob h on November 4, 2011 said:

I need an outdated moethod of viewing websites on my mobile….. Theres a WAP for that.

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3 blinddrew on November 4, 2011 said:

I need some Music of Black Origin – There’s a rap for that.
I need a secure wireless portal – There’s a wap for that?

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- 4 alexoutside on November 4, 2011 said:
  
  Sorry Drew – Rob got there first, but I was slow to moderate so you couldn’t see it. Just in case anyone was thinking you didn’t read the comment above.
  
  You can give me a slap for that.
  
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5 Andrewspokeclinic on November 4, 2011 said:

Cant find a tile to play in dominoes … theres a chap for that

Keep adding ridiculous comments … there a slap for that

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6 rob h on November 4, 2011 said:

I need a provactive dance….. Theres a lap for that?!?!!!

clutching at straws slightly on that one.

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7 Sarah F on November 4, 2011 said:

I need a photo of Victoria Beckham………There’s a pap for that

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8 Mike S on November 4, 2011 said:

I’ve invented an annoying family game….there’s a slap for that?

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9 Paul Smith on November 4, 2011 said:

Do you have a rash? – There’s CLAP for that
Need to find an octogenarian? – There’s an OAP for that
I need a C&W Voice & Data access point – There’s a SAP for that
Need to find a Tazer? …….wait for it………..There’s a ZAP for that

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10 Mike S on November 4, 2011 said:

I need a file type for holding my solution architecture diagrams….there’s a .eap for that…….
(It might not seem funny to the uninitiated, but users of the Sparx Systems Enterprise Architecture tool will be laughing their socks off)

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11 Graham on November 7, 2011 said:

I need somewhere to put my bacon on a Sunday morning… theres a Bap for that.

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12 Andy, Perth on November 7, 2011 said:

I need a dance …. there`s a tap for that.

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13 Steve M on November 7, 2011 said:

You’re feeling peckish? There’s a bap for that.

Need some latex? There’s a sap for that

That pedestrian is about to cross the road in front of you? There’s a pap for that.

You need a vee twin engine for your 3 wheeler? There’s JAP for that.

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14 Steve M on November 7, 2011 said:

I didn’t mention the mouse. There’s a trap for that

You’ve enjoyed all of the above? There’s a clap for that.

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15 alexoutside on November 7, 2011 said:

Thank you everyone. Especially Steve M, who obviously had a quiet day at work…

You all deserve a treat for your cheerful contributions. I’d love to give a you a present you can unwrap for that.

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16 blinddrew on November 8, 2011 said:

Well done all, i think we deserve a knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect. There’s a dap for that…

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17 Andy, Perth on November 9, 2011 said:

Our farmers need subsidies. There`s a CAP for that.

I`m looking for a working class cartoon character with a flat hat. There`s an Andy Capp for that.

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