Archive for June 28th, 2011

Stop the pigeon


“There is a dead pigeon on the lawn,” said Mrs R, coming into the bedroom. “Oh,” I grunted, peering blearily out from under the duvet, “good.” (I don’t like pigeons much – they are very numerous, eat my vegetables and enjoy copious, flappy bouts of mating in the trees). After breakfast I went out to […]