Archive for September 4th, 2009

Thigh risk


I stood in front of Mrs R. and dropped my trousers. “What,” she said wearily, “are you doing?” Carefully I wrapped the tape measure around my thigh. “I’m measuring my thigh.” I said, unnecessarily. “It says here that the circumference of your thigh determines whether you will have heart disease.” I peered at the tape. […]