Wedding planner


Did you see that Hilary Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for her daughter’s hand in marriage, whilst on an official visit to Kenya?…hmm.

I have three daughters.

That would make 120 goats and 60 cows. There is some potential to establish a sizeable dairy farm. Or an organic lawn mowing business. Or a slow haulage business.

The goats would be more versatile. They eat anything, goats. And they are quite agile. I have seen pictures of goats up trees. And mountains.

There are no mountains where I live, but quite a few trees. It might be possible to organize the goats to do high-level tree pruning and hedge trimming. And perhaps window cleaning in hard-to-reach places.

It is important to have some business ideas for when the oil runs out.

One Response to “Wedding planner”

  1. 1 Dr R

    I hadn’t realised the perils of A marrying a farmer’s son, especially as the field for the marquee is full of sheep, but the lawnmower broke yesterday, so maybe it’s not all bad news.

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